"Das Erste Mal dass ich geraucht habe, bin ich krank geworden." - anon.

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

oh EM gee. it has been almost a year. so much has happened!

i also got married last summer after dating a guy for 2 weeks! things moved really fast but we're soooo in love. and cute together. sorry you didn't get an invite, or even know about the wedding, or that i was dating someone. it was kind of a small wedding. after a month of being married we got bored so we had a kid! her name is Braquelle, we call her BBQ for short ... 




this is her surprised face!
sleepy time!!!
there's a smile!
someone isn't happy!

isn't she so cute?! I could post pics like this all day! you totes have to come down and meet her!

k girl, write back!
xoxo

.kay.
  

Friday, July 8, 2011

IM SO BOREEEEEEEDDDD! dude i always find a way to get free food. whether it be getting free donuts at Albertons or going to a restaurant and not eating anything except for chips and salsa!! boo yaa!!! welcome to life a POOR POOR college student. and also my phone broke. yes my ten dollar toy phone from walmart that looks like a barbie phone. im so bored so i sit on my computer and take lots of pics on photobooth. also UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. just want school to be ovaaaaaa with. you suck wish u lived with me here. wish boys liked me! also WISH i had a phone so i could sext you.  i kinda wanna go to barnes and nobles right now.... i like reading on the comfy chairs. im so boreeddddd and not funny at all. save meeeeee. 




 These are all the cool pics i take when im bored. enjoy cuz i know u love them. jk u prob hate them. i also have a huge zit on my chin that hurts sooooo bad. remember when we had so much fun with just one chocolate chip?? like we had the funnest of the fun... OMGSH MIZZZZ YOU


LOVE, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM (i taste so good)

Sunday, June 26, 2011

dear M,

i wore this to church today. i should start a fashion blog.


don't look up my skirt, you perv
there is nothing new in my life right now. i'm pretty much the laziest person ever. i wake up and go swimming and skating everyday. the only thing missing in my life is you so please hurry and move here.

also this:
yes it's real, ya dummy!

pierced mah ear. it looks like i have skrillex hair, but i don't.

ok love you megs, byeeeee

.KAY.

Monday, April 18, 2011

YOOOO.
just realized i havent updated our blog in a month im a failure. now just sitting at home waiting for a new semester to start tomorrow... UGHHHH I HATE SCHOOL! more than i hate showering!!!!! also i gained 10 lbs on this trip to california cuz i got so excited all this food that was around me. also i MISS YOU:( wish i could figure out my future so i could come live with you. wish i had a funny/cool story to tell you but i dont. the only thing cool is that i saw shamu at seaworld and i wanted to pet him/her. weird. shamu is so famous but i dont know if its a boy or girl. also i cant believe Knut died:((((((((((((((((((((((((( so cute.not gonna lie i teared up a little at your post. love you. miss you.

Monday, March 21, 2011

Megs. i have some terrible news. our beloved Knut passed away today. i am so sad. :( 
sorry you had to find out this way.

In Loving Memory





may he rest in peace.


Monday, March 14, 2011

em: love. love. love. your new look. you're inspirational. check. me. out.
i didn't make up this hair style. i'm not THAT creative!
it takes hours to make my hair look like i spent ten seconds on it.

in this picture i look like i have to pee. it's because i do.

oops. didn't make it to the toilet. 

















sandals: i made them out of duct take and styrofoam.
jacket: a store in europe nobody has ever heard of because i'm just that cool.
jeans: american eagle. I know, sooo not cool. i usually don't like mainstream clothing brands either, but these were on sale.
t shirt: old table cloth i converted into a shirt with my vintage sewing machine.

if you're wondering why these pictures are in my kitchen it's because i just got done making thai food. i'm really cultured.

em love your style. you're so hipster. so hip. so fresh.
loves,
kay.

Sunday, March 13, 2011

left boot: dumpster, right boot:UGG, pjs: vici secret, scarf warn as belt: walmart (so hipster right?) tshirt: f21, glove: the streets, glasses:real, hat: bf's
also  i found our hershey kisses baby right here!! do you see it on my finger tip?? well now its gone i ate him! but i did name him. he was cute.
well  i know you wanted to see my outfit and your jealous:)))))))))))) im gonna go have dreams about sex now. and then go on a mission prob in a few days:)))))

Loves, Kisses, Hugs, Pats,
Em